MOONCRICKET's definitions

2015

The year most popular with introducing the human race to "Generation Zero". As in zero flaws of any kind ..... to ALL MAN KIND born of that year.

Savi: So, when is your baby due?

Kenya: Well, I selected to have a Fall birth with the Gnome Laboratory ..... Right now I'm looking at November 5th, 2015 between 5 and 9 PM.

by MoonCricket February 8, 2005

Saddle Rash

Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.

Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?

Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.

by MoonCricket February 7, 2005

How now, brown cow?

Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.

Ron: How now, brown cow?

Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

Juice Joint

Marijuana cigarette which has been laced with crack.

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.

by MoonCricket August 23, 2005

Ice Cream Bars

Slang term used inplace of "Xanax Bars". Popular amongst people who use code words for certain drugs when speaking on a cell phone or in public.

Hey Steph. Just calling to remind you about my party this Friday.

Oh Right! Jocelyn's comming too if that's cool. She's gonna bring tons of Ice Cream Bars.

That's perfect. I can't wait till this weekend.

Yeah ~ Me too.

by MoonCricket February 17, 2005

Wretched

1. deeply afflicted or distressed in body or mind

2. extremely bad or distressing

3. being or appearing mean/miserable

4. very poor in quality or ability

It was a wretched car accident for there was no survivers.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.

I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003