MOONCRICKET's definitions

pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

Beck and Call

In obedient readiness to obey any command or fulfill any wish.

Just ring this bell and I will be at your beck and call.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

Bogart

Verb. To selfishly hold on to something. Jocular usage heard amongst smokers of marijuana.

Come on Frank! Don't bogart that joint, we all want to get stoned sometime tonight.

by MoonCricket November 25, 2004

Wretched

1. deeply afflicted or distressed in body or mind

2. extremely bad or distressing

3. being or appearing mean/miserable

4. very poor in quality or ability

It was a wretched car accident for there was no survivers.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.

I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

How now, brown cow?

Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.

Ron: How now, brown cow?

Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

Ice Cream Bars

Slang term used inplace of "Xanax Bars". Popular amongst people who use code words for certain drugs when speaking on a cell phone or in public.

Hey Steph. Just calling to remind you about my party this Friday.

Oh Right! Jocelyn's comming too if that's cool. She's gonna bring tons of Ice Cream Bars.

That's perfect. I can't wait till this weekend.

Yeah ~ Me too.

by MoonCricket February 17, 2005