MOONCRICKET's definitions

2015

The year most popular with introducing the human race to "Generation Zero". As in zero flaws of any kind ..... to ALL MAN KIND born of that year.

Savi: So, when is your baby due?

Kenya: Well, I selected to have a Fall birth with the Gnome Laboratory ..... Right now I'm looking at November 5th, 2015 between 5 and 9 PM.

by MoonCricket February 8, 2005

Saddle Rash

Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.

Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?

Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.

by MoonCricket February 7, 2005

How now, brown cow?

Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.

Ron: How now, brown cow?

Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

clittylitter

the crust that forms in the crotch of a woman's underware

Geeze your mom's underware sure has plenty of clittylitter in it.

by mooncricket June 16, 2003

c note

A one-hundred dollor bill. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. The word "note" actually come from the bill it's self. Which reads, "This note is leagal tender for all debts, public and private."

You owe me one C-Note from that loan I gave you.

by MoonCricket February 5, 2004

whats really good

A term used to express a salutation to another person. Particularly wanting to hear any good news. Similar to the phrase, "What's up?".

Ayo! What's really good in da hood?!!

by MoonCricket February 5, 2004