MOO's definitions

Love

Something that, if returned, will make you the happiest person in the world, and make nothing else matter. however, if it is not returned you will become the most miserable person in the world. other than that, i cna't really define it.

i've been in love with her for 10 years, and i can't help it, and she doesn't love me back. it kinda sucks ass-crack.

by moo February 15, 2005

jiffy

A unit of time that is 1/100th of a second

I'll be back in a jiffy

by Moo May 31, 2004

russty

cool guy with big penis

wow, what a russty

by moo March 18, 2003

toilet

A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.

The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.

by Moo January 24, 2005

russty

a homosexual man.. also interracts with necrophelia

look at him go.. wot a russty

by moo March 18, 2003

oink

noun:
1. sexiest part of a male's body that is willing to come out of hiding to play when teased by a moo only
and engages in moink with a moo
2. a name for a person who has an oink

1. moo reached and grabbed oink in the movie theater
2. moo teased oink until oink asked moo to finish

by moo February 13, 2004

gombur

A spammer of barrysworld
Looks like a fluffy bear, enjoys hugs.
Has no ability to be evil

Gombur spammed again!

by Moo March 6, 2003