Cow Girl

Sex position in which the guy lays on his back while the chick faces him as she sits on his dick and rides him like a stallion Reverse Cow Girl Dyslexic Cow Girl

P-Phat loves the Cow Girl!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Yum--Yum

A hot babe that you want to fuck

Dude 1: Look at that hottie!

Dude 2: Yum--Yum!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2011

Knocking Down a Chub

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

All guys indulge in knocking down a chub; there are times when it just has to be done!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012