MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Jobbie Dawner

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Q-wad

2 dicks in the pink (pussy) and 2 dicks in the stink (ass)

Sorority girls hope that frat boys will q-wad them!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Big Donger

1) A cool dude
2) A dude with a huge dick

A Big Baller likes to hang out with a Big Donger!
A Hobby Ho likes to ride a Big Donger!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

The Big Nappy & Unrefined

New Orleans, LA

Rednecks flock to New Orleans to partake in drunken debauchery; more fitting nickname than the Big Easy, NOLA or the Crescent City

Redneck 1: What we's doin' for Mardi Gras?

Redneck 2: We's gettin' drunk in New Orleans!

Onlooker: More trash coming to The Big Nappy & Unrefined!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Clit Flick

The act of flicking the clit with your tongue or finger in order to arouse a broad

Ron Jeremy is a virtuoso with the clit flick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009