MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Turd Herd

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Bro Etiquette

After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl

"Bros Before Hos"

Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

11 Roper

The number of ropes (strands) of cum shot out of huge cock and balls

Peter North is an 11 Roper!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2010

BJer

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Fashionably Late

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest

All the girls appreciate that MOCO is always fashionably late!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Slippery Slopes

1. Titties that are lubed up for fucking 2. Titties that have been jizzed on 3. Titties

MOCO wants to slide up and down Heidi's slippery slopes!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009