Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

Designated Hog Smoker by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Pussy Cologne 

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)

Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?

Pussy Cologne by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

( ¤ ) ( ¤ ) 

Cyber speak for titties, tits, boobies, boobs

To tell your bro that you just saw a nice set of titties, send ( ¤ ) ( ¤ ) from your BlackBerry.

( ¤ ) ( ¤ ) by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Red River Shootout 

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

Red River Shootout by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Happy-Juice 

Semen, cum, jizz

Semen Therapy

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

Happy-Juice by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Nationaljism 

Jism that a guy unleashes on his country's national day while fucking his girl; he shows his nationalism by producing nationaljism

Canadian men show their love for Canada by unleashing their nationaljism on July 1st, whereas French men do it on July 14th.

Nationaljism by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Ham Glazing 

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

Ham Glazing by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009