Definitions by MKULTRA

Squatters Rash 

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

Squatters Rash by MKULTRA March 31, 2015

Bakon 

"Busting All Kinds Of Nuts"
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.

A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"

Bakon by MkUltra December 29, 2014

Butt Monster 

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

Butt Monster by MKULTRA August 8, 2013

Waska 

A reply to a forum post question which suggests against said action or suggests a wildly variable option while completely disregarding the limits placed on the problem by the original poster

OP: How do I reset my IP address without rebooting my computer
Waska1: Just reboot your computer
Waska2: I wouldn't reset my IP, i would just wait until it does it on its own.

Waska by mkultra January 23, 2013

breasted 

v. - To accidentally or purposely rub your breast against someone else.

Susie breasted me when she came out of the break room.

breasted by MKUltra February 20, 2008