MIke's definitions

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.

Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.

by Mike January 4, 2004

shazda

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

by mike June 21, 2006

scrub

(You all forgot the real meaning of the word) To scrub is to wash hard with a cloth or towel or any cleaning surface.

1. That act of trying to get something off

2. someone who sucks in cs

3. Some poor ass hoe

1. You must "scrub" harder in order to get that stain off the table.

2. LOL, what an OGL scrub.

3. I aint going out with that dirty scrub!

by Mike January 24, 2004

dooma

an awesome pot smoking device

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.

by mike April 21, 2005

jonny monnelly

Alchoholic racoon. A species that likes to get close to other people while talking, especially while intoxicated. The natural environment for the Monnelly is the bar. In his native habitat he is free from all cares and is oblivious to reality. His natural enemy is the Caldwell. When confronted with lame comebacks from the Caldwell the Monnelly usually becomes loud, and often times puts his finger in the intruding Caldwell's face. The Caldwell usually receeds into the bush and more debt after the altercation is finished. When in the bar the Monnelly gets red, especially
when boozed. Often the Monnelly steels catch phrases from the mad pimp McDonald. The Monnelly may become extict after this generation. The reasoning behind this claim is that when the Monnelly becomes boozed he is unable to obtain an erection. The Monnelly rarely gets laid. Not nearly as rare as the McDonald though. The diet of a Monnelly consists of cigarettes, beer and cocks. The Monnelly does not eat the cocks but merely sucks on the cocks to extract the white, rich nutritous creamy semen.

The Monnelly attacked the Caldwell with a barage of insults. The Caldwell retreated and the Monnelly became both increasingly red and boozed.

by mike August 8, 2004

skate

(verb) A co-worker/salesperson who steals your sale behind your back.

"That guy is a fu*king skate so watch your back."

by Mike June 8, 2004

on top

lookin exstremely suspicious when out and the 5-0 is about

Shit its the 5-0, dont make it look on top

by Mike March 5, 2005