MIke's definitions

hook up

To have sex with someone you are not currently dating or are in a commitment type of relationship with. This may occur when going on a date or on any random occasion.

Buck: So are you two dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we've just hooked up a few times.

by mike May 29, 2004

statix

pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!

by Mike October 17, 2004

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005

non-American nigger

an offensive term referring to anyone not born in America, including white Europeans.

Hey wuz up non-American nigger.

by Mike February 24, 2004