MIke's definitions

piss artist

piss waster twat dribbly retard

1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis

by mike October 31, 2004

Yonkers

A city with a strange inferiority complex. People try to say they live somewhere else even tho there in Yonkers.

Sarah Lawrence College is in "Bronxville".
Crestwood is "Tuckahoe"
The northeastern part is "Scarsdale"
and the southwestern part is "really close to Riverdale"

by Mike January 23, 2004

dooma

a sweet ass thing to smoke weed

he had a kickass dooma

by mike May 13, 2005

baked out

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

by Mike June 19, 2006

arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)

that bitch has arachnophobia

by mike February 8, 2004

Haz

Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure

Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"

by Mike April 21, 2005

Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003