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silence

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.
Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.
by Mike March 13, 2005
mugGet the silencemug.

shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.
"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"
by Mike January 13, 2005
mugGet the shaftmug.

bank/banked

to physically attack someone with in numbers; to jump
by mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the bank/bankedmug.

y0

An initial value of y, pronounced "y not". Used to refer to the starting height of an object in Newtonian physics textbooks.
y = y0 - v0 t - 1/2 g t^2
by Mike September 18, 2008
mugGet the y0mug.

north burnaby

the part of vancouver (canada) where all the wops live
maria lives in north burnaby and hangs out at carleton square
by mike February 18, 2004
mugGet the north burnabymug.

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes
1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!
by Mike December 11, 2003
mugGet the lobermug.

smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water
the rest is covered by smoot
by mike December 5, 2004
mugGet the smootmug.

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