obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

by mike November 27, 2003

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 09, 2011

Use Your Illusion

Only the best album in rock history created and performed by non other then Guns N' Roses!
-Use Your Illusion 1
-Use Your Illusion 2

I went out and bought both Use Your Illusion C.D.'s yesterday, there kick ass!

by Mike January 01, 2004

shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

by Mike October 17, 2004

fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003

Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337

Free2play Is fucking awesome

by Mike May 30, 2004

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003