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buenor

a lazy ass loposaurus wetback who picks fruits in season and washes my car after a hard day of real work. also associated with fat buenor bitches with mustaches. buenors also mow ur yard twice a week and you pay them dirt cheat.
tha lazy buenor missed a spot.

that lazy buenor didnt mow my yard today because he had fruit to pick.
by mike March 28, 2004
mugGet the buenormug.

rocks

Big L: A razerblade is an ox fat diamonds is rocks

"Ebonics"
by Mike July 19, 2003
mugGet the rocksmug.

warto

small rubber humped devient creature that uses the tips of its fingers to smell and spends a lot of time with its fingers inserted in its anus. can be found leaving notes for milkmen with the words transcribed 'no more cheese!' on it.
"there goes a warto again, taking advantage of the legion of mary"
by Mike March 13, 2003
mugGet the wartomug.

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.
I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...
by Mike April 9, 2003
mugGet the Torencemug.

eventify

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.
Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.
by Mike December 31, 2003
mugGet the eventifymug.

babania

Heroin, scag, junk, boy, pants,....whatever you want to call it
The only way I'm snorting that babania is if there's no needles around.
by Mike December 24, 2005
mugGet the babaniamug.

Quantum Leap

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."

Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.

Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.

Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........
You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"
by Mike January 24, 2004
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