bangometer

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.
"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"
by Mike June 18, 2006
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it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
by Mike July 31, 2003
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chav

chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)
ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.
by Mike January 23, 2004
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coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.
"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"
by Mike June 01, 2004
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cork

a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'
that gurg sucked my cork off last night
by Mike January 11, 2004
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nosebutt

a gesture of love and mutual dorkiness between two people genuinely in love that consists of touching noses and smiling like fools
Mike gave Nikki a nosebutt
by Mike March 24, 2004
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forza motorsport

The sickest realistic driving simulator ever created as of 2005.
dude gt4 sucks compared to forza!
by mike May 05, 2005
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