MIke's definitions

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

noshe

the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.

1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"

by mike August 18, 2003

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006