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softcore 

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.
Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.
softcore by Mike September 2, 2005

I want you 

Girl: I want you right now baby!
Guy: Sure thing sweetie, I got the rubbers right here...
I want you by Mike September 1, 2005
A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful.
Pulp can move, baby!
pulp by Mike August 9, 2005
1) Stuntwoman/dancer/wrestler trained by Mikey Whipwreck.
2) Neo's love interest in the Matrix movie series
1) Trinity has no T&A but yet she wrestles for NWA:TNA.
2) Neo is pussy whipped by his girlfriend Trinity.
Trinity by Mike July 2, 2005

Half Life 2 

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
Half Life 2 is too special to describe
Half Life 2 by Mike June 20, 2005
one who inserts both feet simultaneously into ones anus
nerb by Mike June 15, 2005
A genre of music that combines rock with jazz. It sprang up in the late 70's and continued into the new wave era in 1985. Artists like Sting, Bowie made it popular in 85 by combining the new wave sound of the 80’s with the original concept it later died and has since been revised by artists such Jamie Culum, Ben Folds..
Pick up a copy of Jamie Culums new CD, 20' something if you want to know what Fusion music sounds like.
Fusion by Mike June 15, 2005