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HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002
HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!
by Mike February 17, 2004
mugGet the HLAmug.

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.
After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.
by Mike May 20, 2004
mugGet the mudbuttmug.

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.
man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!
by Mike August 2, 2004
mugGet the lugnuttmug.

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.
Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?
by Mike January 6, 2005
mugGet the bankmug.

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.
"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"
by Mike September 7, 2004
mugGet the Pornmug.

corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously
"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker
by Mike November 19, 2003
mugGet the corksuckermug.

ex0crite

Past zEx member that is legit as CPL. Ownij
"ex0crite is such a LEGIT"
by Mike August 19, 2003
mugGet the ex0critemug.

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