MIke's definitions

TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.

Sigh.... well that was a TDK.

by mike April 12, 2005

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

slop

Vaginal discharge, either from being horny or just plain sloppy. Could be the result of an STD.

Oi! Cindy close ya legs girl ya drippin slop all over the joint.

by Mike June 11, 2004

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

skankium

a little known element of the periodic table, it is found in most if not all skanks.

the prostatute was injected with 500 cc's of skankium.

by mike January 6, 2004