MIke's definitions

wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."

Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"

by Mike February 8, 2004

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

by Mike February 8, 2004

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

publix bitch

a 16 year old kid forced to run errands

Rachael can't drive anywhere fun. She's just her mom's publix bitch.

by Mike February 8, 2004

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004

arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)

that bitch has arachnophobia

by mike February 8, 2004