clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

by mike August 01, 2003

Mit

German for "with".

Kommst du mit? (Are you coming with me?)

by Mike December 23, 2003

JAB

(J)ust (A)nother (B)itch.

In the end, she's JAB.

by Mike January 07, 2005

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 03, 2004

mincus

1. a cute name mike always calls arlene.
2. mike is in love with mincus.

You're a mincus!!

by mike April 03, 2003

assphyxiation

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum

Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.

by Mike November 18, 2004

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003