MIke's definitions

-or

New saying, definatley slang, used to make words that end in er sound more omnipotent.

water to WATOR or runner to RUNNOR

by Mike May 2, 2004

hangers

testicles

"Look at the hangers on that dude"

by Mike August 1, 2003

skelching

Extremely hot

Man, it is skelching out side!

by Mike August 22, 2003

cocaine addict

some one that would do anything to get more cocaine

I sold all my shit and sucked strange dick for coke

by Mike February 21, 2003

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

by mike December 26, 2004

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005