MIKE's definitions

incubus

a demon that has sex with people in their sleep. and also a fictional monster.

i was listening to a cd by incubus and suddenly it raped me.

by mike September 5, 2004

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

george w. bush

someone extremely stupid, or someone who does something extremely stupid

After setting store on fire,
"Man, you pulled a george w. bush"

by Mike November 25, 2006

shisct

shit or damnit

Shisct, the cops pulled me over

by mike May 11, 2004

Indiana

A territory in the middle western United States where northern and southern inhabitants alike have interbred for centuries to create a unique population. The indigenous species of this state may have the propensity to watch NASCAR, own trucks with rust problems, and may utter the sound "agoogoo" frequently.

Man 1: This here truck can't get me home quick enough to watch that thar NASCAR racin'.
Man 2: agoogoo, you betcha!

by Mike July 6, 2003

antichristical

Pertaining to anythig anti-christ, blasphemy.

Blasphemy is anti-christical.

by Mike September 12, 2003

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003