MIKE's definitions

Yeed

When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you)

"The baseball tam lost 24-0, they got yeed!!!!!!"

by Mike May 4, 2004

vancouver special

a fairly ugly two/three level house in east vancouver that takes up the whole lot.

parminder and her family of 15 live in a vancouver special on east 49th

by mike February 18, 2004

flopcock

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

by Mike March 30, 2005

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005