MIKE's definitions

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

courtkira

mike's wife that doesn't have kankles!

mike loves courtkira.

by Mike April 5, 2003

poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.

by Mike May 2, 2003

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 21, 2004

downerr

person that's always depressed

Yes Christina, downerr is a word... now.

by mike April 16, 2005

leffel

it means that you are a fucking looser :)

also se "stort H" like in joHan :}

by mike March 29, 2003