red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox

the red sox won the world series

by mike December 07, 2004

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004

panties

sexy underwear that girls wear that is lacy thongs & g-strings are types of this underwear

On Valentines Day my girl was wear the most sexiest pair of panites that I've ever seen.

by Mike February 17, 2004

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004

crunked

To get completely fucked up, by either drinking or smoking.

I got crunked last night.

by Mike January 07, 2005

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 08, 2006