crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.
In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.
by Mike June 12, 2004
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fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.
hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know
by mike October 07, 2003
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doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)
Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?
by mike October 14, 2003
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prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body
suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world
by Mike February 08, 2004
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minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.
"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!
by Mike May 14, 2004
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buccaneer

when you cum shot on a girl then kick her leg so she is hopping on one foot and holding her eye
I just buccaneered her last night
by mike February 24, 2004
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Trang

When I am not with Trang, I am sick with Trangitis.
by Mike December 06, 2004
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