MIKE's definitions

kak

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

by Mike May 2, 2003

Fer Shlotes

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

by mike January 19, 2004

piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 3, 2004

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

Tiny One

A very small person , often made fun of because of there shortness ,
they usually have to look up at people so they can see them ,

man franny u are a Tiny One , Haha ,
u are so short , very short

by MIKE September 6, 2003

bear claw

Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.

Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.

by Mike March 27, 2005

Halo53

A teenager who is great at videos games, especially Halo, Rainbow Six 3, and Mech Assault. A regular to RedvsBlue and the 7th Column.

Ah damn, Halo53 just owned me in Mech Assault again

by Mike March 11, 2004