MIKE's definitions

Band Fag

One who is in the school band (usually high school), and takes great, usually overzealous pride in it.

He's going to the band room to practice, during lunch! What a band fag!

by Mike November 2, 2003

weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

eclipse

A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time

This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car

by mike November 25, 2004

nyma

fucking HELL on earth

nyma aka new york military academy is the biggest piece of shit scam school in the world and i hope it blows the fuck up...(Need Your Money Academy is what we really call it

by mike March 28, 2004

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

PaFran

one of the few words with two capital letters in it other than gay Mc_______ names. A word Larry masturbates to. A word that people yell for no reason. A word that no longer belongs to the person whom's name it really is.

PaFran is the coolest to capitalized word....... You ever heard of!

Oh yes! PaFran! I must masterbate more often.

Shil! Schism! PaFran! 1:45!

PaFran is the name of Fran, A.k.A. Phran; Franklin; Phranklin; Phfranklin; ..... you get the picture

by Mike March 24, 2004

mills

a man classified as having an enormous penis... bigger than big... horse cock

Myles

by mike March 7, 2003