MIKE's definitions

ring rot

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

by mike January 6, 2004

FoZZY

the best band i the world that has Rich Ward of Stuck Mojo fame on guitars and Chris jericho of WWE, WCW, ECW, Stampede Wrestling, and other international wrestling promotions fame on vocals
a bad that was stuck in Japan during the 1980's metal heyday that had their song "stolen" by bands like Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Motley Crue, Dio, Scorpions & Judas Priest amung other famous bands.

FoZZY are huge rock stars!!!!!

by Mike January 4, 2004

Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

by Mike January 22, 2005

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

gully

the shit, awesome, off the hook, phat

its used as an adjective, to describe a noun

by mike February 23, 2003

mad dog

the nickname of one of the greatest white NBA players of all-time Mark Madsen

Look at Mad Dog strut down the court after that dunk!

by mike July 26, 2004

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004