MIKE's definitions

deuces are wild

A card game where 2 are wild.

Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Firebird

A racetrack in phoenix,Az

We are goin to firebird to see the drags

by Mike April 6, 2005

Mayne

A word that has been exclamed after every phrase that Michael, Drew and Chad say. This word is the equivalent of the word "Man," in a deeper more formal tense.

1. "Chad just tripped in the hallway mayne!"
2. "Safety mayne!"
3. "I'm from Virginia mayne!"
4. "You might be a redneck if your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver mayne!"
5. "MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE!"
6. "I'm a cowboy mayne!"
7. "Jacob's eatin' cheetos mayne!"
8. "Listen to me mayne!"
9. "Skiddlyboop mayne!"
10. "Where'd my dOritos go mayne!"
11. "Mrghhghghhghghrhghh mayne!"
12. "Forizzle mayne!"
13. "Yo Mr. Johnson mayne!"
14. "C to the Ody playin some game mayne!"
15. "That's so funny.......Mayne!"

by Mike May 17, 2004

wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.

your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore

by Mike April 13, 2004

precisely

A word used by smart peopleing meaning exactly or something like that.

Thats precisely my point, BITCH!

by Mike February 4, 2004

Crud

One of the most useful words used for 'Crap'. Kids use it so the high-strung parents won't throw a fit.

"CRUD! My gerbil just ate my term paper!"
"What the crud is going on?"
"this is just crudtacular."

by Mike December 21, 2003

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003