crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

Bleckem

inter.

1. Used to express disinterest in the subject of conversation.
2. Used to express extreme displeasure or exasperation.
3. Used to express "Huh?", "I don't give a shit", "Blah", and "Ow Ow Ow" in a single word.

n.

1. The golden word.

Marvin:"...as I was saying, the particles in a neutron have the same mass has honey in its pre-sucrose stage..."

Me: "Bleckem."

by Mike February 15, 2005

tap

tap means (besides "tap that ass")any verb! instead of can you hand me that... can you tap me that...

can you tap me that pen please?

by Mike November 06, 2004

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 07, 2003

G-Funk

Smoother-sounding hip hop. Originated by Dr. Dre. G-Funk songs sample alot of P-Funk music. Was very popular from 1992-1996. Some G-Funk artists include:

- Dr. Dre
- Snoop Doggy Dogg
- Warren G
- Nate Dogg
- Tha Dogg Pound

"I'm tweaking into a whole new era. G-Funk: step to this, I dare ya" - Warren G

by mike November 28, 2004

lexipoeia, or lexicopoeia

lexipoeia, or lexicopoeia n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, say, and Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – word-composition, word-creation; the minimal genre of literature, the art of composing a single word, a neologism (from roots and combining forms)

There are many sorts of neologisms: new brand names, scientific terms, political or technical jargon, colloquialisms, and slang. When a word is composed for the word's sake, as a manifestation of its beauty, this genre of verbal creativity is called "lexipoeia."

by Mike December 25, 2003