putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

oll

A n00b's typo. Correct spelling is 'lol'.

Human says: You are an utter disappointment to the human race.
n00b says: thats funny omg oll
Human says: hm?
n00b says: lol*
Human says: ...right.

by Mike December 27, 2004

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 01, 2003

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004