cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker
1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

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by mike December 13, 2003
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beataff

north burnaby pronounciation of "beat off" basically it's someone who is a loser, and doesn't go out, and stays at home and beats their own dick because they have nothing better to do
those notre dame guys are beataffs
by mike February 18, 2004
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Springie

1. A new skirt that became popular with young females in the spring of 2004; low rise, form fitting on the top half; vertical pleats or "ruffles" on the bottom half; very short skirt, often seen in pastel colours, can be purchased at abercromie, hollister, etc..

Origin: Two men sat on the porch, discussing how attractive the young women look in the new style of skirt. Sick of calling the new style of skirt "new springtime skirts", they formed the world "springie" to refer to the skirts they enjoy.
Oh man, all the girls are wearing springies tonight!!!

I totally want to rail some girl while she is still wearing her springie.

I love it when the springie bounces up and down due to its ruffles!
by Mike May 18, 2004
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bel jay

when a female nibbles the end of a guys cock (his bell end) while giving him a blowjob
she was well lovin givin me a bel jay
by mike January 06, 2004
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giffard

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.
by mike January 05, 2004
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OCM

Obsessive compulsive masturbator. Basically, this describes anyone who has flogged the dolphin to a point of obsession. Some may experience blanks or blood.
See that kid Mike, his mom told me that he's an OCM.
by Mike April 24, 2005
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gravy train

A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.
by Mike January 18, 2004
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