MIKE's definitions

skate

(verb) A co-worker/salesperson who steals your sale behind your back.

"That guy is a fu*king skate so watch your back."

by Mike June 8, 2004

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

Yolk and gabble

A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.

Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!

by Mike June 11, 2004

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.

Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.

by Mike January 4, 2004

dooma

an awesome pot smoking device

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.

by mike April 21, 2005

nipples52

Will stallard

hey nipples52

by mike February 21, 2004

ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 7, 2005