shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

MrRandom

Sexy random man. Originates from my house. Call me you bitches!

MrRandom is hawt hawt hawt!

by Mike November 15, 2004

snowflakes

A euphemism for cocaine, or crack rock.

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!

by Mike April 07, 2004

lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive

liquor i don't even know her

by mike July 14, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo

ebonics translation of "for sure my nigga"

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by mike September 16, 2003

spill

(v) To take a taste of, hit of, sip of, drag of, pull of. Generally, any form of tasting or taking a small portion of something.

1: "Yo man, lemme get a spill of that rum and coke"
2: "Sure, lemme get a spill of that cigar first"

by Mike February 23, 2005

putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005