MIKE's definitions

Mod

Term first used in the 60's To describe anyone who rides Vespa/Lambretta/Piaggio scooters
But today describes a Modern fashion victim, kind of nerdy metrosexual who is Deeply influenced by
the 1960's music,style and attitudes.Often found at Scooter Rallies, coffie shops.
Don't be suprised if they listen to radio head, weazer, or Oasis...

I just saw some fucking MOD kid run over an old ladies foot with his Vespa at the local starbucks...\
What a dick...

by Mike April 14, 2005

Deano destructor

the braking of someones glasses into their eyes through a punch.

the deano destructors gonna make u blind

by mike April 20, 2005

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

by mike January 5, 2004

Ch'mon

Short for 'Come On'.
From the Scissor Sisters song 'Laura'.

Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love,
Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love?
Don't you give me yo

by Mike August 2, 2004

Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')

When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade

by Mike November 3, 2003

Lihs

1. (noun) What happens when you mix gasoline and mustard. Often found in stupid terroristic countries.
2. (verb) Making Lihs.
3. (adjective) A stupid quality. A person that makes lihs
4. (adverb) doing something in a stupid manner.

1. These arabs think that lihs is mustard gas.
2. Yo, Muhamad, lets lihs up some lihs.
3. These Lihses are really dumb.
4. You ran so lihsly that my grandma could catch you.

by Mike January 5, 2004