MIKE's definitions

gigity

Family Guy
Def: Fucnin right!

just said when ever you are in a good mood or have drank to much.

by Mike August 22, 2006

goose

The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.

The whip cracked across her ass when all that could be heard after was,"Jebus Mike, Goose already!"

by mike April 15, 2005

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

Cue ball

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

by Mike November 26, 2003

wangnut

Someone considered to be "off his/her rocker." Sometimes used for oriental people.

"Dude, he had too much to drink. He's acting like a total wangnut!"

by Mike October 2, 2003

jhajh

Armenian slang term for cum

I will jhajh on you face
I jhajhed in her mouth

by MIKE April 13, 2005

douged

To get completely drunk to where one would expose their naked ass's or see people

Damn, doug got so douged he exposed himself to dara.

by Mike November 18, 2004