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Definitions by MIKE

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a sword used by people online to emphasize something
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Satan's icey breath. Derived from 1337 gamer KillaIcE.
Too evil to be expressed.
Kice by Mike February 2, 2005
Someone or something that is extremely rad
See that girl over there, Meghan? She's radicus
radicus by Mike February 1, 2005

chivalvers 

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!
Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!
chivalvers by Mike February 1, 2005

Dirty Voergel 

Taking a shit on a girls chest, and then placing a carrot up her ass.
That girl just got a dirty voergel.

Please give me a dirty voergel.
Dirty Voergel by Mike January 31, 2005
a pretty, intelligent, sophisticated, classy girl, aka the coolest girl ever.
Hey, isn't mehreen in that movie, The Tits that Saved XXXMas?
mehreen by mike January 30, 2005

dead horse 

When sailors returned home from a voyage, they would be paid off in one lump sum. Most would then stay at shoreside establishments catering to sailors until their money ran out. When that happened, the owners ("crimps") would advance money so that the sailors could purchase more food, rum and "companionship" at that establishment at inflated prices.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
Seamen Smith is still working off a dead horse until we hit our next port.
dead horse by Mike January 29, 2005