jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

storymaster

a person who keeps track of every sorty ever written and is intelagent

"story master caith has stories most people have never heard of"

by michelle November 25, 2003

jesus farm

of or relating to a church or church matters

"You going to the Jesus Farm tomorrow?"

by Michelle March 22, 2004

pokey

Feeling ill, under the weather.

"im feeling a little pokey"

by michelle February 02, 2005

fuckwittage

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

by Michelle October 03, 2003

haitian

person from haiti-rite near da dominican republic. for da most part da ppl there r madd chills-dey tell things like it is. dey thro bangin carnivals n have sum good food! oh n dey dance!!!
-i would know i'm haitian n dominican

yo dis haitian chic stays crackin me up!

by michelle November 03, 2004

mouse potatoe

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe

by Michelle August 05, 2003