xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 08, 2004

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

foshizzo

for sure; absolutely

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!

by Michael April 29, 2003