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Massie

A some what nice girl in general. She can also break your heart in a couple seconds even if she doesn’t mean to. She’s generally a sweet,kind,beautiful girl. Also very smart. Doesn’t really like attention. Also hates being called hott. Has very low self esteem but also loves herself for who she is and what she does for the world.
Massie a such a sweet girl.
by Meredith June 8, 2018
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cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.
Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"
by Meredith March 15, 2005
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glitter queen

Some one who is so obsessed with glitter that they will put it in people's hair against their will. Their excuse for this behavior is that, 'they are only trying to spread the joy.'
by Meredith March 22, 2005
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pwl

Instant messenger way of saying: "peed while laughing"
"That was SO funny! I pwl!
by Meredith March 25, 2005
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metro

The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.
by Meredith January 4, 2005
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splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
by meredith January 27, 2005
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off the chang

a noun that is being described as "awesome" "sweet" ext.
holy crap this sex is off the chang!
by meredith May 13, 2005
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