Metrosexual

When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

by me October 25, 2003

bitch flash

when a girl is being a bitch.

Helen read the definitions of 'bitch flash' and wondered who wrote them.

by ME February 15, 2005

blow dogs for quarters

sum 41, blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, all rap,r&b,disco,and ASHLEE SIMPSON!

they ALL blow dogs for quarters

by ME August 07, 2004

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me January 12, 2006

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 27, 2003

San Jose

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

by ME June 18, 2004

newton

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

by me February 27, 2005