MBC's definitions

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 2, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC October 23, 2006

dirty snowball

A mix between sperm and excretion which a girl releases on her partner after the act of anal sex.

I still cant get the taste of that dirty snowball out of my mouth.

by MBC April 25, 2003

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Mc

1) A king among men
2) One who may drink any other under the table with little or no effort put forth.

That fucking Mc drank ten times as much whisky as me and he is still standing.

by MBC April 4, 2003