hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC April 01, 2003

swirly

1) A type of blow job in which the girl constantly tilts her head back and forth. 2) A local girl known for doing definition 1)

That bitch blows almost as good as swirly

by MBC April 02, 2003

undercunnder

1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.

I was so stonned I almost didnt see the undercunnder cop comming.

by MBC April 01, 2003

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 02, 2003

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003