MBC's definitions

undercunnder

1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.

I was so stonned I almost didnt see the undercunnder cop comming.

by MBC March 31, 2003

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 2, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC October 23, 2006

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Mc

1) A king among men
2) One who may drink any other under the table with little or no effort put forth.

That fucking Mc drank ten times as much whisky as me and he is still standing.

by MBC April 4, 2003