MBC's definitions

fat one

1) large penis 2) fat chick

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!

by MBC April 1, 2003

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

undercunnder

1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.

I was so stonned I almost didnt see the undercunnder cop comming.

by MBC March 31, 2003

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Mc

1) A king among men
2) One who may drink any other under the table with little or no effort put forth.

That fucking Mc drank ten times as much whisky as me and he is still standing.

by MBC April 4, 2003

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003