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skankass 

THIS WORD WAS CREATED BY MATT

an insult that really doesnt mean much at all. But is sounds funny.
"Whoa back it up you fucking skankass before i jack you with a bag of salty potato chips homes."

"God you are an asshole fuckbag fucks your mom while she onobulates in the shower shitbrick skankass."
skankass by Matt December 7, 2004
Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.
Tbs sucks. Typical American trash.
Tbs by matt December 7, 2004

Cluster Fuck 

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
Cluster Fuck by Matt December 7, 2004

Gr.I.L.F 

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )
Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D
Gr.I.L.F by Matt December 6, 2004

shankometer 

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."
"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"
shankometer by Matt December 6, 2004

manshaft 

A cock. A Penis. Or a Dick.
"Hold up Jeff, I gotta go knob my manshaft right quick."
manshaft by Matt December 6, 2004
Rolling everywhere fucking old ladies.
A mutant cross between 'refl', 'rofl', and some wrinkles.
Guy 1: I was SO refoling the other day
Guy 2: That is so not hawt
refol by Matt December 5, 2004