MAtt's definitions

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

zork

One of the greatest text-based adventure series of all time. Infocom's most successful brainchild with incarnations still being made even today.

>You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
>_

by Matt October 10, 2003

fayjet

Pointless variation of the all ready widley used term faggot used primarily in Westchester of Los Angeles, California.

Poindexter: Don't be such a fayjet ROFLMAO!!1
Other poindexter: like stfu f4gg0rt i can pwn u in cs anyday

by Matt November 13, 2004

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

whats your case

What's up, how are you, what's happening, what's going on, what are you up to, what are you doing etc.

What's your case, Chris

by Matt May 13, 2005

Noname

A person whose parents dont care enough to name them.

HA! Look at that noname overthere!

by Matt May 30, 2004

inkindled

to forceably inject a passion of some sort into a person's character.

He inkindled rage into the boy when he asked for sex

by Matt February 7, 2005