MAtt's definitions

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

skulls

The nickname for members of the Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity.

The Skulls are having a party tonight.

by Matt August 28, 2004

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

confuzlement

Being really confused. Usually involving an unclear subject.

"That was really confuzling..."

"That classes homework always leads to three things: Insomnia, frustration and confuzlement."

by Matt July 27, 2004

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005