turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

by matt April 17, 2003

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 01, 2002

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

foolspeak

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

by Matt October 14, 2003

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003

lolz0rs

lolz0rs originates from the original phrase used by 9 year olds, lol, which means "Laugh out Loud" but this particular variant is used by geekdorks, startrek/scifi fans and the like..

"lolz0rs I am teh Bork!!!11one"

by Matt September 19, 2004

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003