MAtt's definitions

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

l85a1

A 5.56mm Rifle. Most of it is green. An enhaced version of it's brother the L85.

This is one of the many guns featured in Tome Clancey's Rainbow Sic 3.

by Matt March 1, 2005

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003

KEY KEY

KEY KEY also had a hard time finding the shitbox.

Key Key would not know what to do in time squawre. Rearrrah

by Matt December 27, 2003