by matt September 01, 2004
Get the New Jersey mug.Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
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Get the swacked mug.A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.
"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"
by Matt December 05, 2003
Get the Bag mug.When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
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