MAtt's definitions

Weiskopf

Drives a camry xl. A person who is a computer nerd and lies about having a girl freind

hey I have a girl freind whats her name um tammy next week whats your girl freinds name again? Jane

by Matt March 28, 2005

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 11, 2003

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

Shigy

the typical stereotypical asain, the equivelent of a black person calling a black person nigga, its a slang word for asain

hey shigy, dont back up into that nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

HiZoWnEd

A bigger version of being owned

<Kid> I'm owning this guy!
<Other Kid> Nt as much as I HiZoWnEd this guy!!

by Matt May 13, 2005

swacked

something is swacked...something is right out of it...crazy, weird

you are swacked

by matt March 25, 2004