maggot

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.
hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.
by matt May 13, 2005
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Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.
1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!
by Matt September 08, 2003
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NeogeN

A legendary CS player that ownz all. Hes so good he goes 1v5 vs cal-i teams and pwnz there faces. KTHX he ownz joo.
NeogeN would own you if he was here.
by Matt December 23, 2003
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drop

when a girl is mad at a man, she waits untill her period, and has unprotected sex with the man, only to bleed in his penis hole.
"he thinks he's a player, well i'ma drop on him"!!!
by matt December 24, 2003
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fagina

Fat Vagina. In other words - a large woman's genitals.
Dude, there ain't no hotties over here. There's nothing but fagina!
by Matt September 09, 2004
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CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."
Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.
by Matt September 08, 2005
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vlo

Three letter abbreviation known to slackers for many reasons, few examples

1. Increase chance for a larger welfare check / more food stamps.

2. Give more time to bar rat.

3. Give more time to chuck haga

4. Give more time to shave 5 o'clock shadow so it is less visible tomorrow.

Please see bar rat and chuck haga @ urbandictionary.com
That bitch takes a VLO every day and still affords to bar rat! How is that possible??? Oh.. Welfare!
by Matt May 01, 2004
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