MAtt's definitions

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

color

Miss-spelt version of colour. Originated as the use of the letter 'U' was a tad on the hard side for people to remember.

This is how not to spell colour.

by Matt May 13, 2005

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

Hood

For some reason, Americans say this when they mean to say bonnet

Pop the hood, er i mean bonnet

by Matt March 4, 2005

Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

by Matt March 4, 2005

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

Slutitude

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

by Matt May 13, 2005