MArk's definitions

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

luvv

reNdiztik + LiNgo = luvv

LiNgo luvv's reNdiztik very much

by Mark August 25, 2004

axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

by Mark July 30, 2004

bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

by Mark November 10, 2003

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

by Mark August 6, 2004

Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

by Mark December 10, 2004