by Mark November 29, 2004

Its where your wanking it and then the ejaculation is about to come out and then you like pinch it and it mixes with blood and pee pee and then you let it come out and its all red and smells like a undercooked steak
by Mark December 28, 2003

by mark December 10, 2003

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever
My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.
by mark September 12, 2003

by Mark January 25, 2005

by Mark March 20, 2005
