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Superbowl

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
by Matthew January 31, 2004
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ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.
by Matthew February 2, 2004
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cushtie

good, sweet, alright, comfortabe
im cushtie wit at
meaning i am compfortable with that

or if someone says how are you u say cushtie
by matthew February 11, 2004
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squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"
"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"
by Matthew February 11, 2004
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engiminous

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering
1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.
Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*
by Matthew February 19, 2003
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