MATTHEW's definitions

evo

awesome machine rated top motor 3 yrs on the run stupidly quick

by matthew August 26, 2003

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

NNY

The nickname for Jhonen Vasquez's comic creation Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.

"What should I call him? Johnny, NNY, JTHM, him? I just can't decide.

by Matthew August 7, 2003

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003

mutha

A noun, denoting a stupid or inferior person.

"I own you mutha."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Man I'll bring you a cd

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.

"Man I'll bring you a cd"

by Matthew July 25, 2003