MATTHEW's definitions

Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

by Matthew December 12, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

Dumbass

Person and or persons, who look up and use a word and or words from the urban dictionary, these people need to learn how to speak correctly or get the fuck out!

" That dumbass needs to learn how to speak, I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

by Matthew February 11, 2004