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religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.
by Matthew May 13, 2005
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Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.
*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?
by MATTHEW January 15, 2005
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Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.
Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY
by MATTHEW January 15, 2005
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comedy central

by Matthew December 12, 2003
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chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol
Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut
by Matthew February 6, 2005
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ovix

cool, awesome, great, wonderfull, stuff like that.
ovix, i got an "A."
by Matthew January 29, 2004
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