MATTHEW's definitions

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

by Matthew February 11, 2004

CGNU

Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.

CGNU
The Future Is You... ...probaly

by Matthew September 29, 2003

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

gnutella

A peer to peer file sharing network created by Nullsoft. Allows computers to directly share files over an internet connection or LAN. Majority of users use it for music, movies, and software.

Limewire, keeping the gnutella network alive!

by Matthew December 26, 2005

chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol

Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut

by Matthew February 6, 2005