MATT's definitions

FreeBSD

the most stable and secure operating system out there. dominate over linux and windows.

www.freebsd.org

by matt April 19, 2003

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

by Matt February 29, 2004

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 1, 2003

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004

Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

greatness

A definition of me and George Bush

Me and George Bush are GREAT!

by Matt December 29, 2003