Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
by Matt April 06, 2005
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ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time
"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."
by Matt June 19, 2005
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a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.
it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.
by matt November 15, 2003
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kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.
by Matt May 22, 2004
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Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.
Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!
by Matt December 16, 2004
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Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.
Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does
by Matt August 29, 2004
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animal farm

Excellent satire of early 20th Century Comunism in Russia.
"Four legs good, two legs bad!!!"
by matt March 30, 2004
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